March 2012
Reblog if you’d care if the person you reblogged...
When someone tells you to calm your tits: →
wowfunniestposts:
what a funny blog
Don't make a promise you can't keep.
yuh. asshole.
Reblog if you have a fantastic vagina.
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
There's a difference between
Thinking someone is cute
Having a crush on someone
Being interested in someone
Liking someone
Loving someone
Being in love with someone
“I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross the road without being...”
– The Grapevine (via secretemohere)
